Sweet Lincoln, Mr. Kim. #honkylips

¡If city parking links your plates to you, & to your bank account, they automatically take the €, even if it's registered outside of Madrid!

My scifi novel: Advanced ETs invite ancient earthlings to go along with them, because they were advanced enough, interesting, and amicable.

Amazing Shotgun Survival Story

In Spanish audio of the film, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance," whenever John Wayne's character calls Jimmy Stewart "pilgrim" it's "amigo"

Not all exchanges with foreign nations are entanglements, (it just seems that way.)

Chocolate fountain in the cafeteria today. Baby carrot and dark chocolate, although have clashing bitter notes, mesh perfectly on the sweets

Holding my arm out straight at the shoulder, I can get 360º of rotation, palm facing up to up. With elbow at hip, 180º. Wrist only ≈ 5º roll

The translation of the Chuck Norris / World of Warcraft ad into Spanish... #lamentable

Is it immoral to charge, or to pay, more for a good or service than it's worth? Or, to work harder than your paycheck would merit?

I always get a daycrush on the stylist that cuts my hair at the salon, quite especially if they shampoo it. Yes, who ever it is. #quepringao

Andrew Klavan: Wall Street On Trial

teddy roosevelt would look at the size of government today and wish he'd said "medium" stick.

Sorry to beat a dead horse, but Spanish seems like it should be the easiest language for automated digital speech to text.

As far as people are choosing cremation for their own dead bodies, I see no reason to not recoup the heat from the crematory for electricity

Is it a coincidence that I'll be having half-a-day-off tomorrow, Finland's Independence Day? Yes, actually, the facilities management says.

Whoever let the Corte Inglés get the rights to the A-Team theme, needs a beating.

Dear Republicans in the federal legislature; when you oppose the extension of a tax cut, you undermine yourselves, exactly as Dem's planned.

SMS are to telecoms:: as drinks are to restaurants. A lot of us wouldn't have jobs if the customers demanded more realistic pricing for them

Martha Stewart could have run for office, and avoided jail time, but she was too honest for Congress.

So, effectively, the sole purpose of Cain's run was to limit the name recognition of anyone running against Romney? I am truly disillusioned

Why couldn't the German find the marzipan yule log he brought in to the office to share with his cow-orkers? Because it was stollen!

Is it just me or was the Malcolm In The Middle show the most underrated ever on TV? (And did they have the same car as House?)

I was wrong. 2004 was the soonest bluetooth was an option in the Audi. Aftermarket kit was installed by previous owner.

There are more Spanish-language radio stations in the United States than in Spain. Per capita, even. Almost as much Spanish-language TV, too

The plugged in to power requirement to perform a wifi sync defeats the purpose.

Rush is very good at faking it; to make even an mmorpg player sound interesting on open line Wed. "Rush is Right"

I'm ready to forgive the magpies, now that I just watched a pair of them actively intervene to save a bunny from a feral cat.

Four 25-watt light bulbs give off only two-thirds the light of one 100-watt bulb, yet they use the same 100 watts of energy.

Pen and pad once was.
Now, missing a rhyme, won't scan.
My limerick is sad.
#haiku

Imagine no SIM card necessary. You get a letter, like a bank PIN, but really long, with an option of taking a photo of the barcode matrix.

C'était un rendez-vous - Lelouch - Making-of - English Subtitles

On the Radicalization of Anders Behring Breivik

http://bigjournalism.com/kolson/2011/11/11/eag-challenges-npr-well-show-you-ours-if-you-show-us-yours/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BigJournalism+%28Big+Journalism%29

http://bigjournalism.com/kolson/2011/11/11/eag-challenges-npr-well-show-you-ours-if-you-show-us-yours/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BigJournalism+%28Big+Journalism%29

At current rates of consumption, a sphere 10km in diameter would be enough oil for 150 years, and a 20km sphere, enough for 3,000 years.

The strategic petroleum reserve of the US only contains a months worth of oil, and if it were a sphere it would only have a diameter of 600m

need to stop reading about how our thyroid, & other glands in our neck and head, can turn against us with their own sort of chemical warfare

one cannot resist turning the volume all the way up when one hears the intro to cherub rock

talk of the mass of all photons & e⁻, 'traveling' at any instant along the internet, & I wonder where and how old is the oldest line in use?

can't believe I never made it all the way through watching Sleepy Hollow until now. I really, really liked it. Not just as a Halloween movie

¿there's never been a castilian pope?

I found myself flipping through the channels, and I come across a fun new show. Why didn't you tell me about Castle? It's like Moonlighting!

Trying to get to the plaza.

Trying to get to the plaza., a photo by BY-YOUR-⌘ on Flickr.

Languages which used to have a both plural and more haughty versions of "You" all have paradoxically adopted less formal pronouns for prayer

Joseph Conrad turned down knighthood. #onetogrowon

Tea Partier Forced to Break Down Flag Pole!

ISO Weeknumber ≠ USA: =INT((TODAY()-DATE(YEAR(TODAY()-WEEKDAY(TODAY()-1)+4),1,3)+WEEKDAY(DATE(YEAR(TODAY()-WEEKDAY(TODAY()-1)+4),1,3))+5)/7)

I once saw a Seville in Sevilla. Are there still lions in Leon? Any real cities in Ciudad Real? Matrices in Madrid? Hoes, good-a or bad-a?

Do tall people hire other tall people to work for them? There's a lot of tall people at work. Other places around town - not so much.

Do you wonder if Cupid ever used his little harp to slice hard-boiled eggs?

Remy's Occupy Wall Street Protest Song

I was sure I was absolutely going to detest Ted Danson in CSI. Well, not absolutely, as it turns out. He is somewhat entertaining and funny.

Penn and Teller need to be in a new version of Run DMC's "It's Tricky" with Eric Holder's tricky email. #fastandfurious #fastandfelonious

Mr. Reid end-games the Senate nuclear option, to make sure Mr. Smith will never bother going to Washington anymore. Gutsy move, Dingy Harry.

Dick Durbin LOVES $60 fees!

Dear Citi, BofA & BSan, I don't care who you blame, adding a $15 a month fee, to simply keep my checking account, is adding injury to insult

When you're paid in €'s, but think in $'s, and make an average salary for your age group, every day the $ loses a % to the € you eat 5 bucks

Why do I bother paying for a train ticket, as someone usually sneaks in behind me? I could do that and get away with it, if I were shorter.

If I bet, I would bet that the people camping out on wall street are closer to being right than not. Police could really do a better job.

http://ping.fm/tuJWo

lame-o

FOR REAL! My Skype and PayPal accounts have been hacked and billed for subscriptions I don't use. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS! And don't use same

Lame. Never liked "old rules" sorting. Use [-C0A] instead. http://ping.fm/L0TFc

Dear mm/dd/yy, I hate you. Sorry.

But, dd-mmm-yyyy HH:mm, I love you.

Watching a show on housemovers, trying to explain to Spaniards what circumstance would possibly merit moving a woodframe house in N. America

Okay, stay with me folks... Augmented Reality Sheet Music Reader. Right? iPhone app: point the camera at a staff anywhere, it plays the song

Is it ironic that the only vector editor that survived the Lion transition, and that can handle SVGs effortlessly, is free? Inkscape donate

For me to have noticed, it must be pretty blatant, but I have no idea how to react, or if I even should, when my cow order hits on our boss.

Mamma cat failed to teach her kitten to catch a field mouse, when it got away from them both, and hopped over towards me? No, it was a toad.

Spaniard- There's an agency in your country called ATF?
Me- Yes, Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Spaniard- What do they do, party planning?

Hu bought the Dodgers?

¿El Tercer Moranco? http://ping.fm/7WPAF

Death Valley is closer to the North Pole (farther north) than L.A., Las Vegas, Gibraltar, and Branson, MO?

Best Ricochet podcast to date... http://ping.fm/5dnMH

how many motorcycle accidents are caused by spasms in the psoas muscle, hip lock & preventing proper braking, shifting or center of gravity?

Can a watermelon be too sweet? Nope.

a browser plugin that warns that a site you're about to go to has a pop-up that asks if you're sure you want to leave, before you go there

needs browser plugin that let's you know that you were about to go to a page that asks if you're sure you want to leave, before you go there

If you were waiting til 10.7.1 to switch, keep waiting. Nothing is resolved, it would appear.

Jailbreaking is not unlocking. This is one of those times when words have meanings, and you come across as a scammer if you're not specific.

How many miles of last-mile fiber has been laid using stimulus funds? Has any public road or rail been worked on without also burying fiber?

When they say "fashion is fascist" it's not just a metaphor. The Diors, Louis Vuitton, Coco Chanel, Hugo Boss, that Galliano guy: all Nazis

After years of research, I've discovered the most common cause of seeing bright green flashes in the sky: staying up too late.

Why doesn't Apple just buy Nokia?

lightning toccata

lightning toccata a video by BY-YOUR-⌘ on Flickr.

Slowed down, cleaned up. Found music for it....

www.amazon.co.uk/Revenge-of-the-Titans/dp/B004F3GASY

Quedaos fuera de Colmenar Viejo esta noche. Guardia Civil en ambas entradas al pueblo parando todos, sacando del coche los que no viven aquí

Apple is the biggest corp in the world. They make batteries. It's time batteries actually get significantly better. Fuelcells, H+, whatev's.

Here's my interpretation of Ron Paul and Herman Cain coming in first and second in the poll: these are voters sick of war & false accusation

I wish there were more truth in the statement, that "when everything hurts, nothing hurts." It only becomes true when hope and memory fade.

Republic vs Democracy

at times speakers of ESL make remarkable connections. Discussing ironic nicknames: Lefty for Capt. Hook, Gordy for thin man, Parry for my A8

Joe Biden should switch jobs with Eric Holder. At least Holder can't even bring himself to say the word "terrorist" even when it does apply.

Remy: Raise The Debt Ceiling Rap

How do you let Apple know that Lion's Mission Control is pitiful, even when compared to prior attempts, especially the disregard for choice?

Going from one story to another, if all you've got is a ladder, a ramp, an escalator or a firehouse pole, you can't do w/o stairs in English

In Lion, setting an app to use "all desktops" in mission control, is even less 'sticky' and multiple monitors are worse than in Snow Leopard

Why can I usually filter out background noises, when listening to a live conversation, but upon playback of the recording, I usually cannot?

there should be one universal standard for all black socks

It's been a great day for aromas wafting in through the window. First charcoal cookout, then golf course, then campfire, then I sneezed.

Sitting in the pew, waiting for church to start. Can't seem to get the Miel Pops song out of my head. Splash splash splash

Miel Pops!

If there's any language that should have nearly flawless and relatively inexpensive speech to text by now, it should be Spanish. What gives?

Julian's voice-over in Spanish is impeccable. Skipper's Spanish voice sounds like the singer from Celtas Cortos trying to impersonate Cher.

I like not being THE "Mac Guy" at work. There's this one guy, who everyone calls The Evil One, who uses a black macbook pro, painted black.

I do 40 hours a week on a 1280x800 screen, 15" diagonal, that I lug back and forth. Anyone wanna get me a new MacBook Air? Even the 11" No?

Paco Camps quits, and I for one am looking forward to the dawning of a new era where politicians step down over the very appearance of evil.

if you're not paying for something, you're not the customer, you're the product being sold

Now that I know it could, I have a nearly irresistible urge to pull a train with my Audi. And I'm so happy (spoilers) that Rowan Atkinson is

vindictive of me to file a request for health inspectors to conduct an inspection at the store that kicked me out for taking photo of birds?

Judge Andrew Napolitano: Do We Still Have A Constitution?

Alcampo, has perdido un cliente para siempre. Tal como lo perderá cualquier tienda que no sepa pedir con cortesía que dejemos de sacar fotos

Sadly... Alcampo, you've lost a customer. Forever. As will any company that fails to train its people how to ask nicely to not take photos.

trip-puh-let, one-y, two-y...

-My heartbeat in 2/4 time - or is it arrhythmia?
It sounds like my pillowcase is driving down the GW parkway.

fast and furious vs iran contra coverage; talk amongst yourselves...

Buenafuente says "everything is flamencable," and I agree, and so does reggae star, Ziggy Marley. http://ping.fm/3V5KZ

The music from the TR2N score during the Top Gear bit on the Marauder... nice.

In the age of instant, free communication, the person whose time is worth the least, wins!

heard Suomi & thought I caught what they were saying; then overwhelmed, wondered about mass soil-borne amoebic meningoencephalogenic aphasia

When a Spaniard looks at his TO DO list, he has to do EVERY THING!

Having driven Cintra built toll roads, I guess I have to admit that, despite being slightly pricey, they're the smoothest, & by far fastest.

Head, shoulders, nematodes...

just figured the cost of just the electricity to smelt the bauxite ore necessary to create the aluminum components of his car... 3000 bucks!

I hope Hugo C recovers quickly and lives to see himself voted out of power. If that's not possible, I hope he suffers as little as possible.

This season's presentation of The Fall Guy, now starring Kenneth Melson, will continue, in a moment. *hit the theme song* tinyurl.com/cb92wn

Chicalogía: El estudio o ciencia fútil de intentar entender la mente, emociones, incluso los cambios del estado de ánimo de la hembra humana

It seems that every movie either has someone named 'Ray' or a Jeep Cherokee, or both, for if Ray dies. Even "Johnny English" had a Cherokee.

So my cow orker, the bad influence who drives a motorcycle, tells me my "pr0n name" is Princess Mary Baldwin. 1st pet + street you lived on.

It's June again, and Alex Jones had a rather lucent intro to today's show on "public policy vs secrecy." Dare to judge any show by its ad's.

My iPhone only drops from 3 to 2 WiFi bars, and from 5 to 3 3G bars of reception when placed inside the microwave oven with the door closed.

I'm not antisocial...


...on purpose.

¿Me puedo quitar el sayo, ya?

I wonder if 30 bucks has ever brought such a drastic change to an os update as Lion does. It sounds like they finally instituted Woz's ideas

I'm uncertain exactly how to convey if a statement is accurate, precise, correct and true in Spanish. Approximations only come close, right?

It's not that 3d vid is gimmicky, it's not that it gives me a headache; what truly bothers me is that monitor tech/price has moved backwards

Si con frecuencia no estas de moda, y la media mediocre tiene mala leche, es probable, pero más arbitrario, que te desvias hacia la mediana.

I'll bet that a TFSI engine, electric motors, Carnot cycle, high-efficiency heat exchanger, waste-heat recovery, and a dragless cold-sink...

http://ping.fm/xzJW1 I had a meeting in the Bette Nesmith Memorial Conference Room today.

If I haven't eaten Spanish-grown cucumbers this week, it's purely coincidental. No other aspect of my consumption of vegetables has changed.

Resultant result, important import, protestant protest, debutante debut, persistent parse, mutant mutt, constant const; English ≠ readable.

¿contratos a dedo ≈ no-bid contracts?

Perk: Company provides wireless coverage inside its buildings, that otherwise have poor reception. Catch: filters and deep-packet-inspection

أول مره أقضي أغراض البيت من غير ما أنحوج لتاكسي

Where did you get that haircut, the wigmaker? ¿Quién te cortó el pelo, el peluquero?

Your neighbor's having an effect on your internet? If you have a u.p.s. for your modem, and there's a blackout, and your d.l. speed doubles.

Julian Sanchez finally gets one right. http://ping.fm/jEY0d

Took a chance to listen to planet $ American life for one last try; bad timing; so full of dishonest statements from hosts, it's just sad.

1.35 (Euros per liter) = 7.21 U.S. dollars per US gallon
21 gal to fill the tank when the fuel light's on. $151 for a tank of low octane.

How far are we from 99% internet coverage? from 99.9% accurate voice-to-text? instantaneous digital translation? Brainwave appliance control

Do per-mile transportation taxes hurt poor people the most? Do they promote fuel economy?

Too excited to sleep. Found out yesterday I got my "day job." I start morning shift this morning in Tres Cantos. Yay.

I've been messing around with SoundHound. Pretty darned amazing for a free app. (P.S. that yodely classic rock song is Hocus Pocus by Focus)

Things you say in Spanish, that you don't think about, but which are cool: I'm not just moving to a new house, I'm molting.

Benefit(?) of growing up in VA: I remember the Great Southern Brood 19 of '85, & the Great Eastern X of '87. Too young for Blueridge, II & V

Fight of the Century: Keynes vs. Hayek Round Two

Monte Mario and the Vatican are only 16 sec's of latitude off, which is right at the very limits of sextant accuracy, by a skilled navigator

Wikilearned today: all different trees that in my mind I had hitherto classified as a family of Eucalyptus, is more appropriately Myrtaceae.

Spooky: Puddles that dried up this afternoon, after it stopped raining, have now filled back up overnight, with no rainfall. Curious anyways

Jesus is Risen song ترنيمة: المسيح قام

I may have to take back some of what I've complained about concerning reality tv if Cuatro's Perdidos en La Ciudad is even remotely accurate

Sadly, Hacendado brand "Cacao Soluble" is actually insoluble, even in hot milk or water. It just won't dissolve.

Why do I emotionally feel like it's so immoral to demolish empty apartment buildings, recently built, but that can't rent or sell at cost?

slush fund = fondo de reptiles
subsidies = subvenciones
spendthrift ≈ despilfarro
pilfer = robar

If people who would promote Atlas Shrugged with language rejecting "brother's keeper" then you're losing me.

Okay here's my thrilling idea for a novel: You live oversees & the person who stole your identity back home dies. Try to renew your passport

It seems unfair, but it always costs more if you need it. Credit costs more if you need it, whether you're a person, business or government.

FBI Raids Chuck E. Cheese For “Undermining U.S. Currency” ;-) "utter or pass"

The IRS Running Amok: Forcing Americans Banks to Put Foreign Tax Law Abo...

Nothing's stopping the rich from paying more taxes.

Must I always get a cold sore after a sunburn?

http://ping.fm/xbyqp

My favorite thing to say in Spanish is, "Así es." It sounds like you're saying "Yes." (which you are.)

I don't get how a terrorist, guilty of at least three murders, doesn't get sentenced to at least life in prison. Sagardui http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/José_Mar%C3%ADa_Sagardui

Spain collects millions from traffic cameras, spends it on MX-15 radar helicopters, apt for Psychological warfare http://tinyurl.com/3u5ahhw

The douche of hazzard decides to burn a book, the media gives him a voice, and a leader of a foreign country uses it to incite riots. Douché

iceberg tip http://ping.fm/yL4Sj

holy cow, sacred cow Rep. West Debates Cutting Pentagon Budget by 10 %

Whatever the motivation behind burning a book, put that energy into reading it, you may still want to burn it, but at least you'll know why.

What can you do when gov. rep's are willing to lie on camera? DelDOT removes basketball hoop [Delaware Online News Video]

What can you do when gov. rep's are willing to lie on camera? DelDOT removes basketball hoop [Delaware Online News Video]

changed so much, to come to expect a certain standard so advanced, that it will rely on clocks that are more accurate than the Earth itself.

Got Cojones?

No contamina, no emite ruido, no emite vibraciones, no emite emisiones de ningún tipo. Tampoco son rentables 0,47 €/kWh, ni en real decreto.

March 24, 2011

There's two types of crazy: Long-haired crazy and short-hair crazy. I'm going to go get a haircut.

Has Congress declared war on the Gaddafi regime? If so, when, and why did it take so long? If not, why don't they do their job?

I wish at&t hadn't bought tmobile

Got an old question: When can the Commander in Cheif enter an undeclared war? New: What's the difference if the airstrike is UAV or pilots?

(69 liters) per (625 km) = 21.3056688 miles per gallon

Big moon, little sun.
Until then, I wasn't sure.
I looked back; not her.

Si no eres libre para escoger mal, o cometer errores, no eres libre; para nada.

Hammertime: Moore National Resources

I still <3 nuclear power. Just be sure the one near you has sufficient backup power, and backup backup power to safely cooldown all the way.

Sometimes, when I am mad at her for giving up on us, I kind of wish I actually were guilty of a few things her paranoiac mind accused me of.

-DVD Version: P4. Equality and Inequality under Law

My Continuing Public Conversation with Ian Fletcher

My Continuing Public Conversation with Ian Fletcher

If Duvall had not nailed his part, & been the most likable movie cop ever, in Falling Down, there would have been no good guys in that film.

I predict that lowering the freeway speed from 120 to 110kmh will actually see an increase in number and even severity of traffic incidents

Ono should publish an online map of the services they provide, and specifically a detailed map of their residential fiber. #iwouldmove4FTTH

I would like two terms of someone like Trump, not consecutive, interrupted only by a non-protectionist like Paul. Maybe a Trump-Paul ticket?

Who protects the protégés? What do you call that person?

I don't think I'd ever drive one, but as far as car commercials go, Rafa Nadal's Kia ads are, for me, the best and most convincing I've seen

Free Electron Laser Weapon

Something about lawmakers raising their own wages, and collective bargaining for government employees seems like "double representation."

I am feeling just generally grumpy today. The gender specific version of the word traitor, for a female traitor, is "reduntant." Ha, ha, ha.

If you live in one of the following countries, the use of "wide" 40 MHz channels is prohibited by law: Estonia, Latvia, Slovakia, and Spain.

A study I'd like to see: which vehicles' KBB values come closest to their total cost, if they were pieced-out at their dealers' parts desk.

Here's a research project that I think deserves a grant from Dept Trans: What engines produce the most HP-per-$ (lifetime cost) of ownership

The couple of rare times I've overheard it being used in conversation, with little context & too embarrassed to ask: b.s. stands for bespoke

I hope I'm not one of those people that makes you feel it would have been better not to have given to at all, when reacting to what I do get

Scott Pilgrim really should have gotten an oscar for sound. I don't mean the songs, I mean sound. It was genius, as were the digital effects

Every war is a civil war if you can step back far enough away from it in space or time. If there are 2 stars, one will always shine brighter

Why is it that some people, after they realize they have accidentally, nearly ruined everything, are compelled to finish the job on purpose?

"Meghan McCain is the poor man's" Andrea Dukakis

"Meghan McCain is the poor man's" John McCain.

What's Arabic for "the Lady or the Tiger?"

Why don't online real estate databases actually provide the info you want to compare with? Furnished? shared? garage? story? elevator? A/C?

It must be particularly difficult when diagnoses of recently deafened people require determining their level of consciousness or anesthesia

I don't have to charge/ change them very often, but there's a special place in hell for whoever put three batteries in the Apple BT keyboard

Fuel for driving seems to cost about 20 bucks an hour. You really have to try, if you want to make driving fun enough to be worthy of $20/hr

A 3.7 Liter engine: 1 US gallon will fill the empty cylinders once. If it gets 20 mpg, avg 3000rpm, avg 60mph, it takes 60,000 revs per gal?

I know where Brigitte can find a Synchro Westy for cheap. Getting it from just outside Dakar, Senegal to Anchorage might be tricky, though.

"maybe we can get sheriff dupnik"

Space Policy, Explained (Part 1)

Food tweet: LIDL has sixpack of mini pitta breads, quark sour cream, mexican rice mix, very lean ground beef and jars of precooked chickpeas

The price of ignorance is perhaps the worst of all opportunity costs, sloth is just a multiplier.

The Walking Dead sure brings a new meaning to "The South Will Rise Again"

USA exists because "it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

Sometimes you really have to stop and enjoy the great things in life that bring you happiness. Easy to peel tangerines, sweet with no seeds!

Not to be too pessimistic, but even if I manage to keep this job, stagflation and higher taxes are going to make me feel pretty darned poor.

I'd actually be interested to see the statistics on whether being diagnosed with schizophrenia actually significantly increases the probability of perpetrating a violent crime, or if it just that certain memorable crimes get perpetrated by mentally I'll individuals, and so we infer that it actually increases the probability of violence.

I can hardly believe how many companies I just assumed are American, actually run by FIAT. http://ping.fm/kLT7c International Harvester!

westbozo never was worth reporting. #journalismishard

What if every time you sold a snack called churros in the U.S. you had to pay royalties to Sunbeam bread, simply because they were 1st to ©?

It makes as much sense to blame these deranged actions on vitriolic speech, right or left, as it does to call this tragedy "jew on jew violence" And I'm with the father of murdered little girl on this, when I say that it's also crazy to try to use this as an excuse to legislate new limits on sane people's freedoms. It's sad that law enforcement failed to prevent this, but it's just that: sad. Can you blame government officials when they can't seem to sufficiently do the few tasks that they actually are supposed to be responsible for doing, or for failing to enforce the few gun controls that everybody actually agrees should be in place, and then want to deflect the conversation away from their failures?
I guess you just have to remember when you vote next time, do you reward the clown who can't seem to juggle the balls they've got in the air right now, with a couple other apples and oranges to try and juggle too?

What is IRPF? It's the reason that, despite a holiday bonus, my end of December take-home was a less than normal at €1100. IRPF tax of €589

Dear Eva, This is you.

If alien spacecraft were in our atmosphere and underwater, but with cloaking devices, how would we detect them? Birds and fish hitting them?