I now live twice as far away from my job, with five times the change in elevation. No chance I will bike to work.

(All those time I said I watched X-files alone, in the dark? - I lied.)

I am man enough to admit that I will have to wait until I get up early, before work in the morning to watch The Walking Dead that I recorded

All you need to know about any language... what does the name of this planet sound like? er, um, erth? thhh errrrrr-thhh

Working in the real world leaves a lot less time for tweets and such. (My inner lost boys are having a tantrum)