http://bit.ly/PdH0FG If I had to write an essay comparing and contrasting Dorian Gray, Frodo and Gyges - I would still suck at it today.

There is nothing on the rocks surrounding other Juniperus oxycedrus plants to indicate that they significantly inhibit mold or lichen growth

Nothing gets that weird smell out clothes, once they've been washed in a front-loader.

I have too many black socks, or not enough, (at least not from the same brand.) I can fill a washing machine, but sorting is barely worth it

My Romanian neighbor is genius -turned motor from electric mower into a mobile 220V generator- mounts in place of his Dacia's broke air-con.

this local hermitage used to be called Saint Bart's - http://ping.fm/Oa5Jvñora_de_los_Remedios_(Colmenar_Viejo)

http://bit.ly/RjsGjV but, Mormons are weird, right?

Strike me down with it. Give in to your quantitative easing. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant http://f24.my/NKTWbF

http://f24.my/NKTWbF You want this, don't you? The inflation is swelling in you now. Take your bank bailout. Use it. I am unarmed.

I bet we could do a 2026 Winter Olympics in Dubai & add a floor routine to the winter pentathlon. http://ping.fm/5qS2B

Sometime after I'm dead & buried, the berry seed I've been trying to floss, but can't get unstuck from my head, will sprout into a new vine?

ter·ror·ism/ˈterəˌrizəm/ Noun: The use of violence and intimidation in the pursuit of political aims.
NOH8

I hate it when I accidentally fall asleep on the train. But I guess it's better than doing it on the highway. At least mine is the last stop

LOL driving direction Suez to Antioch. (Israel prohibits Google Maps driving directions;) doesn't really adapt... http://ping.fm/S7lwp

All crime is hate. All criminal violence is social disease. Speech is not crime, nor is publicly using technology that public officials use.

I've been instructed that my porn name is properly rendered as, "Princess Mary Baldwin" (Pet's first name, first street for last name) ¿Yay?

Liberty carries Risk in a cage made by Consent; living lightning. Tyrants fear she'll loose it on them. Wisdom knows it chose to live w/ her

That, & the ability to voluntarily stop growing any and/or all body hair at will, at any moment. Perhaps, requiring brief moment to meditate

If I were designing a perfect body, I would leave out that little clicky sound that happens when you roll & blink your eyes at the same time

On Win7 64, neither Firefox 14, nor 15b, Chrome, IE 7,8,9, nor Safari (duh) render right at all.
Sickeningly, all four browsers worked in XP

What Firefox 12 for Mac did right, all the Java applets I have to use still render perfectly.
Safari and Chrome render faster, but deformed.

Why is sleeping with a fan on in the room so addictive? Try it for a week of warm nights, & then try to sleep w/o it, if it cools off 1 nite

Today we had to promise to stop using Windows XP at work. If not now, definitely by the end of 2012. ⸮I´m crushed⸮

Is it the spike in adrenaline levels, or the sudden lull that follows as your body metabolizes, that makes you feel you're gonna puke?