Sweet Lincoln, Mr. Kim. #honkylips

¡If city parking links your plates to you, & to your bank account, they automatically take the €, even if it's registered outside of Madrid!

My scifi novel: Advanced ETs invite ancient earthlings to go along with them, because they were advanced enough, interesting, and amicable.

Amazing Shotgun Survival Story

In Spanish audio of the film, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance," whenever John Wayne's character calls Jimmy Stewart "pilgrim" it's "amigo"

Not all exchanges with foreign nations are entanglements, (it just seems that way.)

Chocolate fountain in the cafeteria today. Baby carrot and dark chocolate, although have clashing bitter notes, mesh perfectly on the sweets

Holding my arm out straight at the shoulder, I can get 360º of rotation, palm facing up to up. With elbow at hip, 180º. Wrist only ≈ 5º roll

The translation of the Chuck Norris / World of Warcraft ad into Spanish... #lamentable

Is it immoral to charge, or to pay, more for a good or service than it's worth? Or, to work harder than your paycheck would merit?

I always get a daycrush on the stylist that cuts my hair at the salon, quite especially if they shampoo it. Yes, who ever it is. #quepringao

Andrew Klavan: Wall Street On Trial

teddy roosevelt would look at the size of government today and wish he'd said "medium" stick.

Sorry to beat a dead horse, but Spanish seems like it should be the easiest language for automated digital speech to text.

As far as people are choosing cremation for their own dead bodies, I see no reason to not recoup the heat from the crematory for electricity

Is it a coincidence that I'll be having half-a-day-off tomorrow, Finland's Independence Day? Yes, actually, the facilities management says.

Whoever let the Corte Inglés get the rights to the A-Team theme, needs a beating.

Dear Republicans in the federal legislature; when you oppose the extension of a tax cut, you undermine yourselves, exactly as Dem's planned.

SMS are to telecoms:: as drinks are to restaurants. A lot of us wouldn't have jobs if the customers demanded more realistic pricing for them