Hey guys!

2012-02-12T14:28:00.001-08:00

Since the last time I drove in CA, it seems that drivers have gotten better and even more polite. Other than keeping right, except to pass.

2012-01-21T05:09:00.001-08:00

Cuba sí, Castro no. R.I.P. Wilmar Villar.

2012-01-19T17:11:00.001-08:00

Any left-coast one-percenters make their donation to the Obama campaign, now that his regime took down megaupload? Evidence no need for SOPA

2012-01-17T02:57:00.001-08:00

Unrelated... The Mayan calendar cycle ends after 5126 years. Column 5126 in Excel is GOD. Bijective alpha hexavigesimal. #coincidenceithink

2012-01-17T02:20:00.001-08:00

Spanish saves me one step when performing text-to-columns in Excel. The fact that the word "and" is a single letter, "y" makes it delimitery

2012-01-10T09:18:00.001-08:00

You're on Medicare; & will cost the system $100k to treat you, but the same treatment cost to Spain or UK system is $70k- Opt 4 health tour!

2012-01-02T11:52:00.001-08:00

This can't be right. The only way available at work for me to make more and it backfired because of how IRPF tax got calculated for my field

2011-12-29T05:30:00.001-08:00

Sweet Lincoln, Mr. Kim. #honkylips

2011-12-28T10:52:00.001-08:00

¡If city parking links your plates to you, & to your bank account, they automatically take the €, even if it's registered outside of Madrid!

2011-12-28T08:34:00.001-08:00

My scifi novel: Advanced ETs invite ancient earthlings to go along with them, because they were advanced enough, interesting, and amicable.

Amazing Shotgun Survival Story

2011-12-25T13:41:00.000-08:00

2011-12-25T12:49:00.001-08:00

In Spanish audio of the film, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance," whenever John Wayne's character calls Jimmy Stewart "pilgrim" it's "amigo"

2011-12-23T06:51:00.001-08:00

Not all exchanges with foreign nations are entanglements, (it just seems that way.)

2011-12-22T05:51:00.001-08:00

Chocolate fountain in the cafeteria today. Baby carrot and dark chocolate, although have clashing bitter notes, mesh perfectly on the sweets

2011-12-16T14:08:00.001-08:00

Holding my arm out straight at the shoulder, I can get 360º of rotation, palm facing up to up. With elbow at hip, 180º. Wrist only ≈ 5º roll

2011-12-13T12:39:00.001-08:00

The translation of the Chuck Norris / World of Warcraft ad into Spanish... #lamentable

2011-12-13T07:05:00.001-08:00

Is it immoral to charge, or to pay, more for a good or service than it's worth? Or, to work harder than your paycheck would merit?

2011-12-10T14:43:00.001-08:00

I always get a daycrush on the stylist that cuts my hair at the salon, quite especially if they shampoo it. Yes, who ever it is. #quepringao

Andrew Klavan: Wall Street On Trial

2011-12-07T11:20:00.000-08:00

2011-12-07T05:08:00.001-08:00

teddy roosevelt would look at the size of government today and wish he'd said "medium" stick.

2011-12-06T05:33:00.001-08:00

Sorry to beat a dead horse, but Spanish seems like it should be the easiest language for automated digital speech to text.

2011-12-06T05:19:00.001-08:00

As far as people are choosing cremation for their own dead bodies, I see no reason to not recoup the heat from the crematory for electricity

2011-12-05T16:14:00.001-08:00

Is it a coincidence that I'll be having half-a-day-off tomorrow, Finland's Independence Day? Yes, actually, the facilities management says.

2011-12-05T14:42:00.001-08:00

Whoever let the Corte Inglés get the rights to the A-Team theme, needs a beating.

2011-12-05T06:19:00.001-08:00

Dear Republicans in the federal legislature; when you oppose the extension of a tax cut, you undermine yourselves, exactly as Dem's planned.

2011-12-03T16:41:00.001-08:00

SMS are to telecoms:: as drinks are to restaurants. A lot of us wouldn't have jobs if the customers demanded more realistic pricing for them

2011-11-30T15:22:00.001-08:00

Martha Stewart could have run for office, and avoided jail time, but she was too honest for Congress.

2011-11-30T14:46:00.001-08:00

So, effectively, the sole purpose of Cain's run was to limit the name recognition of anyone running against Romney? I am truly disillusioned

2011-11-30T12:09:00.001-08:00

Why couldn't the German find the marzipan yule log he brought in to the office to share with his cow-orkers? Because it was stollen!

2011-11-28T13:34:00.001-08:00

Is it just me or was the Malcolm In The Middle show the most underrated ever on TV? (And did they have the same car as House?)

2011-11-26T13:47:00.001-08:00

I was wrong. 2004 was the soonest bluetooth was an option in the Audi. Aftermarket kit was installed by previous owner.

2011-11-26T12:26:00.001-08:00

There are more Spanish-language radio stations in the United States than in Spain. Per capita, even. Almost as much Spanish-language TV, too

2011-11-26T05:08:00.001-08:00

The plugged in to power requirement to perform a wifi sync defeats the purpose.

2011-11-23T10:52:00.001-08:00

Rush is very good at faking it; to make even an mmorpg player sound interesting on open line Wed. "Rush is Right"

2011-11-22T06:22:00.001-08:00

I'm ready to forgive the magpies, now that I just watched a pair of them actively intervene to save a bunny from a feral cat.

2011-11-17T13:14:00.001-08:00

Four 25-watt light bulbs give off only two-thirds the light of one 100-watt bulb, yet they use the same 100 watts of energy.

2011-11-15T07:25:00.001-08:00

Pen and pad once was.
Now, missing a rhyme, won't scan.
My limerick is sad.
#haiku

2011-11-14T06:15:00.001-08:00

Imagine no SIM card necessary. You get a letter, like a bank PIN, but really long, with an option of taking a photo of the barcode matrix.

C'était un rendez-vous - Lelouch - Making-of - English Subtitles

2011-11-13T13:17:00.000-08:00

On the Radicalization of Anders Behring Breivik

2011-11-12T05:41:00.000-08:00

http://bigjournalism.com/kolson/2011/11/11/eag-challenges-npr-well-show-you-ours-if-you-show-us-yours/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BigJournalism+%28Big+Journalism%29

2011-11-11T15:27:00.000-08:00

http://bigjournalism.com/kolson/2011/11/11/eag-challenges-npr-well-show-you-ours-if-you-show-us-yours/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BigJournalism+%28Big+Journalism%29

2011-11-06T14:40:00.001-08:00

At current rates of consumption, a sphere 10km in diameter would be enough oil for 150 years, and a 20km sphere, enough for 3,000 years.

2011-11-06T14:33:00.001-08:00

The strategic petroleum reserve of the US only contains a months worth of oil, and if it were a sphere it would only have a diameter of 600m

2011-11-05T17:32:00.001-07:00

need to stop reading about how our thyroid, & other glands in our neck and head, can turn against us with their own sort of chemical warfare

2011-11-05T07:40:00.001-07:00

one cannot resist turning the volume all the way up when one hears the intro to cherub rock

2011-11-05T07:18:00.001-07:00

talk of the mass of all photons & e⁻, 'traveling' at any instant along the internet, & I wonder where and how old is the oldest line in use?

2011-11-02T13:46:00.001-07:00

can't believe I never made it all the way through watching Sleepy Hollow until now. I really, really liked it. Not just as a Halloween movie

2011-10-31T01:35:00.001-07:00

¿there's never been a castilian pope?

2011-10-29T12:55:00.001-07:00

I found myself flipping through the channels, and I come across a fun new show. Why didn't you tell me about Castle? It's like Moonlighting!

Trying to get to the plaza.

2011-10-29T10:17:00.001-07:00

Trying to get to the plaza., a photo by BY-YOUR-⌘ on Flickr.

2011-10-23T15:51:00.001-07:00

Languages which used to have a both plural and more haughty versions of "You" all have paradoxically adopted less formal pronouns for prayer

2011-10-23T11:15:00.001-07:00

Joseph Conrad turned down knighthood. #onetogrowon

Tea Partier Forced to Break Down Flag Pole!

2011-10-22T15:47:00.000-07:00

2011-10-21T18:59:00.001-07:00

ISO Weeknumber ≠ USA: =INT((TODAY()-DATE(YEAR(TODAY()-WEEKDAY(TODAY()-1)+4),1,3)+WEEKDAY(DATE(YEAR(TODAY()-WEEKDAY(TODAY()-1)+4),1,3))+5)/7)

2011-10-21T03:52:00.001-07:00

I once saw a Seville in Sevilla. Are there still lions in Leon? Any real cities in Ciudad Real? Matrices in Madrid? Hoes, good-a or bad-a?

2011-10-19T11:50:00.001-07:00

Do tall people hire other tall people to work for them? There's a lot of tall people at work. Other places around town - not so much.

2011-10-17T14:01:00.001-07:00

Do you wonder if Cupid ever used his little harp to slice hard-boiled eggs?

Remy's Occupy Wall Street Protest Song

2011-10-09T15:59:00.000-07:00

2011-10-07T13:19:00.001-07:00

I was sure I was absolutely going to detest Ted Danson in CSI. Well, not absolutely, as it turns out. He is somewhat entertaining and funny.

2011-10-07T11:38:00.001-07:00

Penn and Teller need to be in a new version of Run DMC's "It's Tricky" with Eric Holder's tricky email. #fastandfurious #fastandfelonious

2011-10-07T10:49:00.001-07:00

Mr. Reid end-games the Senate nuclear option, to make sure Mr. Smith will never bother going to Washington anymore. Gutsy move, Dingy Harry.

Dick Durbin LOVES $60 fees!

2011-10-06T05:36:00.000-07:00

2011-10-06T04:16:00.001-07:00

Dear Citi, BofA & BSan, I don't care who you blame, adding a $15 a month fee, to simply keep my checking account, is adding injury to insult

2011-10-05T14:23:00.001-07:00

When you're paid in €'s, but think in $'s, and make an average salary for your age group, every day the $ loses a % to the € you eat 5 bucks

2011-09-29T09:58:00.001-07:00

Why do I bother paying for a train ticket, as someone usually sneaks in behind me? I could do that and get away with it, if I were shorter.

2011-09-26T12:19:00.001-07:00

If I bet, I would bet that the people camping out on wall street are closer to being right than not. Police could really do a better job.

2011-09-26T05:37:00.001-07:00

http://ping.fm/tuJWo

lame-o

2011-09-24T17:16:00.001-07:00

FOR REAL! My Skype and PayPal accounts have been hacked and billed for subscriptions I don't use. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS! And don't use same

2011-09-23T04:06:00.001-07:00

Lame. Never liked "old rules" sorting. Use [-C0A] instead. http://ping.fm/L0TFc

2011-09-19T15:19:00.001-07:00

Dear mm/dd/yy, I hate you. Sorry.

But, dd-mmm-yyyy HH:mm, I love you.

2011-09-17T02:39:00.001-07:00

Watching a show on housemovers, trying to explain to Spaniards what circumstance would possibly merit moving a woodframe house in N. America

2011-09-16T03:59:00.001-07:00

Okay, stay with me folks... Augmented Reality Sheet Music Reader. Right? iPhone app: point the camera at a staff anywhere, it plays the song

2011-09-15T14:40:00.001-07:00

Is it ironic that the only vector editor that survived the Lion transition, and that can handle SVGs effortlessly, is free? Inkscape donate

2011-09-08T09:20:00.001-07:00

For me to have noticed, it must be pretty blatant, but I have no idea how to react, or if I even should, when my cow order hits on our boss.

2011-09-05T13:54:00.001-07:00

Mamma cat failed to teach her kitten to catch a field mouse, when it got away from them both, and hopped over towards me? No, it was a toad.

2011-09-03T12:20:00.001-07:00

Spaniard- There's an agency in your country called ATF?
Me- Yes, Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Spaniard- What do they do, party planning?

2011-09-02T11:23:00.001-07:00

Hu bought the Dodgers?

2011-08-30T16:21:00.001-07:00

¿El Tercer Moranco? http://ping.fm/7WPAF

2011-08-30T05:01:00.001-07:00

Death Valley is closer to the North Pole (farther north) than L.A., Las Vegas, Gibraltar, and Branson, MO?

2011-08-25T04:46:00.001-07:00

Best Ricochet podcast to date... http://ping.fm/5dnMH

2011-08-24T13:16:00.001-07:00

how many motorcycle accidents are caused by spasms in the psoas muscle, hip lock & preventing proper braking, shifting or center of gravity?

2011-08-24T11:54:00.001-07:00

Can a watermelon be too sweet? Nope.

2011-08-18T15:31:00.001-07:00

a browser plugin that warns that a site you're about to go to has a pop-up that asks if you're sure you want to leave, before you go there

2011-08-18T15:29:00.001-07:00

needs browser plugin that let's you know that you were about to go to a page that asks if you're sure you want to leave, before you go there

2011-08-17T10:06:00.001-07:00

If you were waiting til 10.7.1 to switch, keep waiting. Nothing is resolved, it would appear.

2011-08-17T05:02:00.001-07:00

Jailbreaking is not unlocking. This is one of those times when words have meanings, and you come across as a scammer if you're not specific.

2011-08-17T04:30:00.001-07:00

How many miles of last-mile fiber has been laid using stimulus funds? Has any public road or rail been worked on without also burying fiber?

2011-08-16T13:51:00.001-07:00

When they say "fashion is fascist" it's not just a metaphor. The Diors, Louis Vuitton, Coco Chanel, Hugo Boss, that Galliano guy: all Nazis

2011-08-16T13:36:00.001-07:00

After years of research, I've discovered the most common cause of seeing bright green flashes in the sky: staying up too late.

2011-08-15T09:13:00.001-07:00

Why doesn't Apple just buy Nokia?

lightning toccata

2011-08-15T07:44:00.001-07:00

lightning toccata a video by BY-YOUR-⌘ on Flickr.

Slowed down, cleaned up. Found music for it....

www.amazon.co.uk/Revenge-of-the-Titans/dp/B004F3GASY

2011-08-13T11:56:00.001-07:00

Quedaos fuera de Colmenar Viejo esta noche. Guardia Civil en ambas entradas al pueblo parando todos, sacando del coche los que no viven aquí

2011-08-13T07:45:00.001-07:00

Apple is the biggest corp in the world. They make batteries. It's time batteries actually get significantly better. Fuelcells, H+, whatev's.

2011-08-13T06:48:00.001-07:00

Here's my interpretation of Ron Paul and Herman Cain coming in first and second in the poll: these are voters sick of war & false accusation

2011-08-12T05:16:00.001-07:00

I wish there were more truth in the statement, that "when everything hurts, nothing hurts." It only becomes true when hope and memory fade.

Republic vs Democracy

2011-08-08T01:30:00.000-07:00

2011-08-03T12:46:00.001-07:00

at times speakers of ESL make remarkable connections. Discussing ironic nicknames: Lefty for Capt. Hook, Gordy for thin man, Parry for my A8

2011-08-03T03:29:00.001-07:00

Joe Biden should switch jobs with Eric Holder. At least Holder can't even bring himself to say the word "terrorist" even when it does apply.

Remy: Raise The Debt Ceiling Rap

2011-08-02T23:48:00.000-07:00

2011-08-01T13:26:00.001-07:00

How do you let Apple know that Lion's Mission Control is pitiful, even when compared to prior attempts, especially the disregard for choice?